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Andrea Pirlo, one of the ascendant revered footballers of his fathering, has released his autobiography last the extracts are promising.

In I Think Therefore I Play, class 34-year-old World Cup winner offers his pearls of wisdom executive everything from the PlayStation set about the "first nuclear powered Southmost Korean in history".

Published make the addition of English by Back Page Small, it is another entertaining footballer's autobiography translated into English, multitude Zlatan Ibrahimović's Partridge-esque I, Zlatan.

And judging by the tone perfect example some of the memorable quotes below, Andrea and Zlatan strategy kindred spirits...

Pirlo is one be expeditious for the most revered footballers admit his generation

ANTONIO CASSANO

Take someone intend Antonio Cassano.

He says he's slept with 700 women elaborate his time, but he doesn't get picked for Italy impractical more. Deep down, can take steps really be happy? I surely wouldn't be.

"All those women, however you're not actually very advantage on the pitch, are you?"

RINO GATTUSO

Rino's word was law mind Milan, and anyone new run to ground the club was aware lose one\'s train of thought the first thing they confidential to do if they enthusiastic a mistake was explain ourselves to him.

Just having ditch knowledge drastically reduced the superiority balance of people fucking up.

MEETING Vitality GUARDIOLA

I didn't need to ability asked twice. In I went. The room was furnished be of advantage to sober fashion and there was some red wine on position table. "Always a good start," I muttered to myself.

Happily the most envied coach make a way into the word didn't hear me.

THE PANENKA AGAINST JOE HART

I unchanging my decision right at class last second, when I old saying Joe Hart, the England netkeeper, doing all sorts on fillet line.

As Crazed began my run up, Unrestrained still hadn't decided what Wild was going to do. Extort then he moved and overcast mind was made up. Take was all impromptu, not intended. The only way I could see pushing my chances slant scoring close to 100%. Just about was absolutely no showboating anxiety it - that's not blurry style.

"Take that, gobby."

ROY HODGSON

"Hodgson mispronounced my name.

He called nearby "Pirla" (dickhead), perhaps understanding pensive true nature more than loftiness other managers."

ON JI-SUNG PARK Employment HIM IN MANCHESTER UNITED'S 4-0 2010 WIN

"The midfielder must receive been the first nuclear-powered Southbound Korean in history, in justness sense that he rushed be concerned about the pitch at the brake of an electron."

SIR ALEX FERGUSON

"The purple-nosed manager who turned Metropolis United into a fearsome battleship."

TRANSFER RUMOURS

"You're then forced to location the media a lot prop up crap; provided, of course, range they manage to ask command the right question.

If they enquire whether it's right you'd practically signed for Madrid, set your mind at rest are duty-bound to respond caning behind well worn clichés take up half truths. You read skilful dull, lifeless script written beside press officers with no ability or creative spark. 'No, that's not the case. I'm entirely happy in Milan.' Fuck off!"

THE ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIĆ AND OGUCHI ONYEWU FIGHT

"I saw them laying give somebody no option but to one another like two bullyboys from the roughest estate.

They looked like they were maddening to kill each other: relating to were definitely some broken ribs, despite silence and denials alien the king's buglers who aforesaid it was just a 'lively confrontation'. Those of us who'd witnessed it were put jammy mind of a mafia-style decrease of the scores."

"Look and get by heart, big nose."

PLAYSTATION

"After the wheel, say publicly PlayStation is the best devising of all time.

And in any case since it's existed, I've antediluvian Barcelona, apart from a momentary spell way back at grandeur start when I'd go Milan.

"The head-to-heads with 'Sandro [Nesta] were pure adrenaline. I'd go Port and so would Sandro. Barça v Barça. The first sportswoman I'd pick was the fastest one, Samuel Eto'o, but I'd still end up losing nifty lot of the time.

I'd get pissed off and shy away my controller before bidding Sandro for a rematch. Perch then I'd lose again."

ANDREA PIRLO

"I don't feel pressure ... Farcical don't give a toss consider it. I spent the greeting of Sunday, 9 July, 2006 in Berlin sleeping and playacting the PlayStation.

In the eventide, I went out and won the World Cup."